I’ve lived for over 2,000 years. And not all of them were good. I’ve made many mistakes and it’s about time that I did something about that. It’s time right now.
Monty Python and The Holy Grail (1975) Terry Gilliam/Terry Jones
Mission two from Lupin the Third official site.
This mission was very funny XDDD
My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.